The first peony for the pirates

2009 June 9
by thewench

I’m quite in love with the first peony bloom. I can’t wait to see a bunch of them a few years down the road. It brights up my desk a bit.

Speaking of which my new job has me working 60+ hours a week. Not a lot of time for posting, or activities to post about for that matter!

You’d never believe how hard it is to find…

2009 March 25
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by thewench

where are you hiding.

where are you hiding.

POPSICLE STICKS

I remember as a kid, going to places like CVS or the local grocery store and wandering my way into the art supply aisle (right next to or across from the toy aisle). I remember them hazily clear in my head on the shelf with the glitter glue, poster-boards and paints.

Well, in my daily errands today I decided to pick some up for when I start my little garden seeds. I was in the supermarket -  no dice. Went to the dollar store - no dice, I even went to CVS - no dice (couldn’t even find tongue depressors). I even stopped into this bizzaro medical supply store and they had tongue depressors. HOWEVER - it was like, $6.50 for 500. I don’t need 500, they had them sold individually for .10 cents but seriously, I am thinking that I could just go and buy a package of, oh say - 50 of them for under $2. That is IF I could find them. YES YES YES I know, any art supply monstrosity would carry them BUT there wasn’t one to be run across in my errands and I was NOT going to a major route for them. Actually I still refuse. My next stop is Benny’s and if they don’t have them?

Well fuck it.

Unemployment Day 2

2009 March 24
by thewench

The Wench falls victim to the recession

2009 March 23
by thewench

Domestic Recap - A Pirate’s life in 2008

2008 December 31
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by thewench

2008 was a very well rounded and adventurous year. Let us take a look back to try and predict what 2009 will have in store for us.

We learned early in the year that we really can share the love tonight and every night.
haaaaaaa heynaaaaaaa

We learned that even within’ our own circle of friends, we have some celebraty look-alikes.
see any similarities?

Not everyone loves rockband…
I've successfully put him to sleep

The Capt’n’ has a long standing history of dressing like a woman.
I can see up your skirt

the wench has offically aged… as she now needs glasses
I'm officially old now

This past year, we started improving the upstairs, starting with the studio
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Savers can provide us with some of the best deals EVER
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In 2008 - we learned that no one can beat the Great Hoofadoo in arm wrastling.
piece o'cake

Pedro is a WINNER!
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We learned that Tresa looks fine no matter what she puts on
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Anteaters are AWESOME
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Ice luge’s are the bomb!
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The ship got some much needed raised flower beds!
We have FINALLY set sail again

The scion is NOT built for everyone
big man in a little car...

This was the year that just about everyone got an iphone.
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But only the Wench can manage to break hers.
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I learned that not all milks are edible
Meechi brings you MILK

the best calamari can be found in Providence
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Possums are awesome - like an awesome possum!
Possums are CHEAP today

The Capt’n’ can sew!
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We find a niche in crafting
iPhone/iPod sleeve

The Capt’n’ finds a new hobby
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The Wench tries Roller Derby
Snazzolla
… but also discovers that she has a herniated disc and can continue on - but could seriously mess her back up. So no more derby for her.

The Wench finds her true love, elephant climbing
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We all assumed it, but now we know:
World's what?

Lastly, we also realized that I really am just a cracked out whore
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE - May 2009 bring you the best it could possibly offer… which at the rate everything is going - don’t expect too much. :)

2008 Most Inappropriate Gesture: The Wench’s Cunning Lingus

2008 December 30
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by thewench

What sign does the Wench throw up most for a picture? The first one that pops into her head… what does this say about her?

nothing to see here... keep it moving

inappropriate

you wouldn't wanna meet us in a dark alley... or would you?

haaaay

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take that

I don’t really know but some are voting that she keeps this trend up…

2008 Sleeper of the Year: PEDRO!

2008 December 30
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by thewench

There is no doubt who takes the cake on sleeping in 2008…

zzzzzz....

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dead tired

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There are a multitude of positions to share… but this is the cream of the crop!

2008 Face of the Year: Capt’n’ Style

2008 December 29
by thewench

This award goes to the Capt’n’ and the many faces of “I feel ill” he could make!

Let’s Recap:

i feel so ill

i feel ill

too much pizza maybe?

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the Capt'n gets knocked out by my AWESOME pants

bleh

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dippin' dots - NO GOOD

Can he win in 2009?

1923 - 2008

2008 December 12
by thewench

Rest In Peace Bettie Page

April 22, 1923 - December 11, 2008

April 22, 1923 - December 11, 2008

History of the Wench

2008 December 7
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by thewench

Once there was a Wench, who was born from a woman, a mountain woman of sorts… She’s tough but very loving. Meet, The Wench’s Mom:
The Wench's Mom

Ever wonder how the Wench met the Capt’n? Well, she met him under a large sign long ago.
World's what?
What woman couldn’t resist falling in love with the world’s craziest pirate.

Well, it is time to retire now. Say good night Pedro…
pedro sleepy
Good Night